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Deluxe Rad City 4 bike theft package w/charger, key, art, nature, and music.
$ 580.79
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BATTERY CHARGER AND KEYfor the awesome bike I purchased after months of deliberation and research, having found that the Rad City 4 was the best ebike for the money, extremely fun to ride, and exactly what I needed to return to bike commuting after a stem cell transplant.
Bike not included, because it was stolen while I was playing the piano at the Royal Room in Seattle.
EXCLUSIVE ZOOM CONCERT
of the Scriabin preludes I was playing while my bike was stolen.
ONE OF A KIND MINION ROCK FROM THE PACIFIC NORTHWEST COAST
will watch over the last Zooms of the pandemic, its archaic stare reminding you that all effort is lost as we are reclaimed by the relentless waves of the ocean of geologic time.
Includes companion mini-me minion rock. Comes in handy as an emergency pencil holder or for throwing at the asshat who is trying to steal your bike.
(minion rock is 2.75"x2", mini minion is .25"x.25")
WHIMSICAL CERAMIC VESSEL
hand
woven with the bright colors and joyful motifs of the before times, when no one had yet stolen my beloved Rad City bicycle.
Useful for hiding your new bike key or for when you want to play Beefeater with your PNW coast minion rock.
(3" tall x1.75 diameter")
0 of cash generated from this auction, plus any amount exceeding the cost a new RadCity4 power bike, will be split evenly between Seattle Area Bike Recovery Efforts (SABRE), Bike Recovery Action Team (BRAT) and BikeWorks Seattle.
donation art, desperate, ridiculous, moonshot, i promise to stop whining now, bike thieves suck, these things happen, mental health, music, piano, support an artist